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10 reasons why lesbians get better with age...in GIFS!
Apr17

10 reasons why lesbians get better with age...in GIFS!

CREATED ON // Friday, 17 April 2015 Author // Rachel Cook

Lesbian drama, we all know it, we've all been there. The good news is that it doesn't always have to be this way. Here's ten reasons why lesbians get better as they get older.

 

1. They can actually have a conversation with you at the bar and not keep looking over your shoulder to see if someone better has just walked in.

2. They have learnt why it’s best not to move in together after the first date.

3. They realise dressing the same as their girlfriend will not make the relationship more meaningful.

4. They have a backlog of great one-liners for men who think they can turn them straight.

5. Care about the cool factor is zero.

6. They learn that stalking is not love, it’s just creepy.

7. Breaking up with someone doesn’t mean embarking on a lifelong mission of revenge.

8. They realise there are other ways to exist besides serial monogamy.

9. The drama becomes a little less intense.

10. They get real serious.

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Rachel Cook

Rachel Cook

Rachel Cook has worked in both the queer and mainstream media for over a decade. Before becoming editor of Melbourne Community Voice, she was a producer for ABC radio. Between 2008 and 2012, Rachel was the editor of CHERRIE. In 2010 her book, A History of Queer Australia, was published and is currently in use in high schools across Australia.

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