Andrew is an editor with over 15 years writing experience. This impresses some people but he is aware that to a younger generation it just makes him sound old. He has few gay sensibilities, and is comfortable being the only man on the planet who secretly lusts after Tony Abbott.

He loves anything dipped in chocolate – a choc-top Tony would be some kind of double-fantasy – but struggles with people who say “I’m not bigoted/homophobic/racist/transphobic, BUT”, because he knows, with monotonous regularity, what is coming next.

Most of all he enjoys telling people’s stories. Make his day, and send yours to him too.